Judge Orders Lohan to Wear Alcohol-Monitoring Bracelet

Hollywood’s current poster child for untreated addiction, actress Lindsay Lohan, has been ordered by a Los Angeles judge to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet, attend alcohol education classes, and submit to random weekly drug tests. USA Today reported that Lohan’s new “fashion accessory” was mandated after the hard-partying 23-year-old missed a mandatory court date stemming from a 2007 DWI conviction.